Headline: The WuzzleGate Story

WuzzleGate takes a dramatic turn as federal authorities execute a warranted search of the wuzzlemeister's email logs and produce the smoking gun - Kelly's missing email with answers to 2,3 and 5. The wuzzlemeister had this to say upon being asked about the circumstances of the missing email:

"In all of my time as wuzzlemeister I have never profited, never profited from this public service. I have earned every cent honestly and in all of my time in this public life I have never obstructed justice. And I think too, that I can say, that in my time of public life, that I welcome this kind of examination because the people have got to know that their wuzzlemeister is not a crook. Well I'm not a crook."



Administration officials at the wuzzlehouse said that the week #4 wuzzle results are under review and will be delayed indefinitely pending further scrutiny. The subpeona forced wuzzler staff to disclose the email in question:


-----Original Message-----
From: KELLY MATHERLY [mailto:kellymatherly@msn.com]
Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 3:59 AM
To: Matherly, Michael
Subject: wuzzlers

Considering the hour, here are my guesses to some:

#2. HE is the one who poisoned the punch after he drank some.

#3 Probably because manholes are round.

#5 It's illegal to bury someone who is living - even in Canada.

Let me know if you don't get these! Love to all. Kelly.

Perhaps I'll have more guesses tomorrow or Monday or Tuesday.


Wuzzlemeister was heard saying the following as he was lead away by staffers "Tell her #2 is SOOOOO WrongOOOO, #3 - Not even close, and #5 - lucky guess."