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WHAT DID THE WUZZLE MASTER KNOW AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT?

-Midlothian, VA
As the WuzzlerGate scandal continues to unfold the question is now being asked "What did Michael Matherly (Aka: The Wuzzlemeister) know and when did he know it? Phone calls to Wuzzler Enterprises were not returned by press time. However, Blog News received the following statement:



"Us here at Wuzzler Enterprises ain't got nuttin' to do wit no Wuzzle contest fixin'. We leave dat kinda ting to our lawyers. Me and da boys here would appreciate it if youse guys would just butt out of our bidness. If youse don't butt out youse gonna be sleeping wit da fishes, Capice?


A defiant Kelly Matherly, the alleged victim in the case, had only this to say about the scandal:
"All I know is that I sent in my email when I was supposed to. Now they tell me that they didn't get the email, they say it never arrived. Well, all I've got to say is that the whole process stinks. I was cheated. Pthffth!