THE MATCHMAKERS

JACOB: Naw Amos, I don't think I could allow my Rebecca to marry your Joseph. Not after that whole blog episode.

AMOS: Brother Jacob I thought we had cleared up that little difference.

JACOB:Brother Amos, you can't expect me to allow my only daughter to be joined in marriage to a boy who can't even post
to his own family's blog, now can you?

AMOS: Brother Jacob, It is said that even some among the English find it difficult to post to a blog. Amos is a smart boy. The
good lord will soon show him the proper way to blog.

JACOB: I certainly hope so, brother Amos. Rebecca is homlier than a cross-eyed ox. Your Joseph was our last chance. Let's hope the boy can learn to blog soon. Otherwise it's goodbye barnraisings and hello computer camps for our Rebecca.