Trial Postponed Until September 15th

That's right, folks, the trial of the century has been put off until September 15th. Our side thinks that they were caught off guard by the subpoenas that we sent to every member of the School Board. They said they needed more time and, quite honestly, we need some more time to prepare also. We have videotape of the entire night's events that we are still reviewing.

But enough about me. How is everything going for the wedding? Hello? Anybody out there? We are really looking forward to it. Yuan Yuan is so proud to be a flower girl.

Well, since there's no response from you clowns about the wedding I guess I'll just brag on our daughter. Yuan Yuan will be five on September 13th (write it down!). We have been having a blast riding bikes together. Unfortunately, about a week ago someone stole my bike off our front porch. No, it wasn't locked but thanks for asking! So, I bought a new one and this is really an improvement. There is a woman who rides her bike by our house nearly every day. She sits upright and has a basket on the front. When ever I see her I sing the tune to the Wicked Witch of the West in my mind. Anyway, that is the kind of bike I got. Yes, it's a girl's bike but it is a nice Carolina Blue color with a wide bouncy seat and shock absorbers on the front tire. I'm still getting a callous on my ass but it doesn't hurt as much as the other bike did. Anyway, I bought YY a little bike that attaches to the back of my bike using a clamp that goes on the neck of the seat. That clamp was on the other bike when it was stolen so now I am scouring the internet to try to replace that piece. She just loves riding back there. She chatters away the whole time like we're at a tea party or something. My favorite is when she gets upset that I didn't see the kitty cat or the squirrel that she saw even though I'm trying to keep us upright and out of traffic. Since we don't have that piece now we took seperate bikes and went riding yesterday. She has a "princess" bike with training wheels but she's a real daredevil and tends to take off at full speed if I don't watch her closely. She took a couple of spills but got up without tears.

Later

Steven